On the First Day of Christmas…
…Captain Harlock gave to me:
a Partridge in a Pear Tree~
Wait, what?? What kind of a gift is that?! And how am I supposed to take it down from there???
Hold on! I think you’re taking the words “take it down” all wrong…
No, Baka Shinji! What are you doing?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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NOTE TO SELF: Never invite Gainax to a Christmas party ever again.