On the Third Day of Christmas…
…Captain Harlock gave to me:
(2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree~)
This gift beats them birds, no doubt. Thanks. But you know, Harlock, I honestly wish you’d do a little more research when you went gift-buying. Anyone could have told you Ritsumugi are my favorites. Or is one of them still coming? I mean, you mentioned 3 maids right? Ah, the doorbell’s ringing. It must be her.
OMFG! The otaku have found out I’ve got two K-On! girls here!! They’ll hang me and feed me to the dogs! Who’s that at the back door??
I’m saved!! OK, Ryomou, bust me out of here. I’ll leave the K-On! girls to deal with the horde.
NOTE TO SELF: As soon as I regain control in my limbs, call my chiropractor. Also, call my lawyer.