On the Eleventh Day of Christmas… (Mature Content)

In one word: MAJESTIC.

The Kritik der Animationskraft mascot comes with all of these features:

1 – Cool eyepatch [medical eyepatch was chosen over pirate eyepatch so as to increase the kinkiness factor, with possibility of demon eye beneath]

2 – Stitches à la Fran Madaraki [implying unearthly superbovine strength]

3 – Triple gun turret-hump [a nod to Battleship Yamato and subsequent models]

4 – Name of mascot [clearly labeled to avoid confusion with other, similar-looking mascots]

5 – Calico Jack pirate flag [a tribute to Harlock and all the pirates around the world]

6 – Wave-motion cannon [not visible from this angle]

7 – Constantly raised leg [a handicap, indicating the mascot can beat its foes without having to resort to four legs, akin to fighting with your weak hand or with your eyes closed]

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[Turn on the music below to get into the right mood]

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…without at all realizing what epic yaoiness it would lead to…

Captain Harlock gave to me:

11 Pipers Piping

(10 Lads-a-Blogging, 9 Ladies Dancing, 8 Maids-a-Milking, 7 Swans-a-Swimming, 6 Geezers Lying

5 Ohtori Academy Student Council Golden Rings~

4 Colly Birds, 3 French Hens Maids, 2 Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree~)

TO BE CONTINUED.

 

~ by Haloed Bane on December 24, 2011.

7 Responses to “On the Eleventh Day of Christmas… (Mature Content)”

  1. I came.

  2. This is great! “A stud muffin” What a caption! Sure looks like you’re having fun with these, and I love it.

    Kick ass mascot btw.

  3. I seem to have swallowed my pipe.

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