Konna no Idol Janain?! 03: Eternal?!

This show is shockingly perverse.  Granted, the series is upfront about it, since the OP chooses to display the six actresses with the shots below:

And of course the fact that the show airs at 1:30 in the morning should tell us something.  3 of the girls being 18-19 years old I guess it’s not as bad as it looks at first sight, but I am sure that the show would have been canceled in America after the first three minutes of episode 1.

Poor Umika [pink background] gets asked for a candy, because her cheeks are so puffy that the Osaka-dialect-speaking-tanned-skin Kanae [blue bg] is convinced she’s got one in her mouth.  Once the truth is revealed the girls go hysterical over Umika’s puffy cheeks and end up knocking her over.  Enter Gonda-sensei [purple bg], who scolds Umika for exposing her pink striped undies in the process [no, we don’t see the undies].

Gonda-sensei focuses on teaching posing in this episode.  Not just any posing, mind you, but posing for men’s magazines (gravure).  Little Hirona [green bg], who evidently, not content with the teacher’s lessons on how to become an idol, is doing her own independent research, comes up with the following gem: “As they get older, men’s eyes (when looking at women) go lower and lower”.  That is, boys look at women’s eyes, teens look at women’s chests, and so on and so forth.

Gambare Umika.

Finally, Gonda-sensei teaches the girls’ of the existence of an Eternal Landscape (=the space delimited by a woman’s legs and the hem of her skirt).  It’s pretty funny that Gonda describes this hallowed ground with exactly the same words Leiji Matsumoto likes to describe his own cherished notions.  You’d think she was talking of a man’s Arcadia.

[For those of you who asked, I saw this on youtube.]

~ by Haloed Bane on January 27, 2012.

6 Responses to “Konna no Idol Janain?! 03: Eternal?!”

  1. You know, my face looks like theirs too, and I am way beyond 18 years old. It’s the pseudo-innocent hair cuts that make them look like little kids.

  2. I’m just gonna leave this here. Watch it at your own risk LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMsHSVE1eTE

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