Konna no Idol Janain?! 07: ZZZZZZZZZ
Today’s lesson is about the ways idol should sleep, more precisely, about the elements that go into the creation of a perfect setting for the paparazzi to sneak up on a sleeping idol “unawares”. The point is of course that the idol is expecting paparazzi journalists to show up so it’s all about pretending not to realize this.
Sensei advises the students to leave the following items on the bedroom floor:
a discarded sweater
The idol is to leave these things around as if in a state of messiness, even though in fact she should follow an ideal set-up known as the Cassiopeia Line. Behold:
Umika wonders out loud why don’t they just call it the “W Line” but all she gets is a cold stare..
With this Cassiopeia Line in place, the paparazzi will have no trouble drinking from the idol’s mug, sniffing her discarded sweaters (and reporting it all along in subdued tones).
Another important element for the sleeping idol is of course the clothing. Sensei rejects traditional Japanese wear, sexy nightgowns and sweatpants in favor of plain pajamas. And of course pajamas with overly long “moe sleeves” are even better. Umika and Hiroro get an A+ as seen here:
This is truly an educational show.