Why was Mazinger defeated by the Messiah?

Son: Daddy, why was Mazinger defeated by the Messiah?

Father: Because Kabuki charm trumps Kabuto passion, son.  Deal with it.

Son: Is that the only reason?

Father: Because Sukhoi Su-27s are super sugoi, and any mecha inspired by them will kick butt.  Deal with it.

Son: But is that enough to beat Mazinger?

Father: Child, Zeus was a mighty god, but the Messiah came to whip his ass and prove him false.  Now get out of my cockpit and stop bothering me.

Son: I’m still not convinced…

Father: Listen up, kid.  New things beat old things to a pulp.  It’s the way of the world.  It’s the way it always was and ever will be.

Son: I’m glad to hear you say that.  Hearing that from your mouth means I can go deal with it.  […]  Apprivoise!!

Father: WHAAAT?!  What the hell is that??  You think you can beat me with that??

Son: With these fancy new weapon thingies in hand, of course!

Father: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

<Shiny new mecha annihilates less shiny old mecha.  The end.>

~ by Haloed Bane on May 13, 2012.

10 Responses to “Why was Mazinger defeated by the Messiah?”

  1. Divine justice.

  2. NICE!

  3. Was the most unfortunate pairing of the first round. That should have been a quarterfinal or something.

  4. Apprivoise!! <_-

  5. Oh no! Turn A Gundam is up against the Apprivoiser!

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