Why was Mazinger defeated by the Messiah?
Son: Daddy, why was Mazinger defeated by the Messiah?
Father: Because Kabuki charm trumps Kabuto passion, son. Deal with it.
Son: Is that the only reason?
Father: Because Sukhoi Su-27s are super sugoi, and any mecha inspired by them will kick butt. Deal with it.
Son: But is that enough to beat Mazinger?
Father: Child, Zeus was a mighty god, but the Messiah came to whip his ass and prove him false. Now get out of my cockpit and stop bothering me.
Son: I’m still not convinced…
Father: Listen up, kid. New things beat old things to a pulp. It’s the way of the world. It’s the way it always was and ever will be.
Son: I’m glad to hear you say that. Hearing that from your mouth means I can go deal with it. […] Apprivoise!!
Father: WHAAAT?! What the hell is that?? You think you can beat me with that??
Son: With these fancy new weapon thingies in hand, of course!
Father: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
<Shiny new mecha annihilates less shiny old mecha. The end.>
Kritik der Animationskraft 
Divine justice.
And poetic.
NICE!
🙂
Was the most unfortunate pairing of the first round. That should have been a quarterfinal or something.
Mazinger out in the first round is kind of 😦 huh.
Apprivoise!! <_-
Funny word, huh.
Oh no! Turn A Gundam is up against the Apprivoiser!
Prepare to be apprivoised in the yin yang!