Results of the Secret World Kritikfan Tournament
Unbeknownst to everyone but myself, a year-long tournament took place to determine which country had the strongest Kritik der Animationskraft fandom. The tournament just ended today, so now it’s time for me to announce the results. Drum roll please!
And yes, the United States of America won, with a larger score than the next nine countries combined. It seems an unwritten rule that America wins everything, so I’m not surprised. After all, my blog is a thing too. Thanks to all the Americans for their support. Next time someone tells you Americans have no class, just tell them about these results.
France arrives in second place. The Leiji is strong with this one. And look, Italy is third. The Leiji is strong with this one too. But I’m quite stunned seeing Canada here! 7,000 hits from Canada is equivalent to 3.5 million in most other countries (because of the population density, look it up) which means this blog is a huge hit over there. One theory is that in fact all of those hits are coming from young Americans who cross the border just so they can read Kritik der Animationskraft while buzzed.
The U.K. is super classy, so I’m not surprised at it being in fifth position.
Filipinos in sixth love anime and love to talk about anime, so again no surprise. Thais in eighth love anime and they’re just net fiends in general, so yeah.
I don’t know about Mexico in seventh, maybe it’s retired Americans reading Kritik der Animationskraft from Puerto Vallarta or Cancun or Acapulco?
Let me skip over to Japan. Oh brother. Eleventh? Really, Japan? This is a blog about Japanese cartoons and you can only manage eleventh?? Disappointed.
Did your country make it into the top 18?